Person: I dont like ed sheeran
Me: ...We can no longer be friends
Person: Have a nice life without me
Me: You Need Me I Don't Need You
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
person: air
me: wifi
